Hillary’s Helper

“I guess I’ll just hold my nose and vote for Hillary.” – Bernie Sanders Supporter Are you a Bernie supporter? Are you mad that your Facebook rants and “Bernie or Bust” bumper stickers didn’t result in a Sanders candidacy? Does the idea of voting for Hillary make you want to retch? If so, we’ve got…

#taken

Last night I made a terrifying discovery. I was eating my second pint of Ben & Jerry’s and looking at Instagram while watching Gilmore Girls (yes, I’m an amazing multi-tasker) when I noticed a pattern.  (Cue the dramatic montage music.) Different accounts, belonging mostly to gay men and adolescent girls, showed photo after photo of…

9 Exclusive Products at Whole Foods 365

It’s an exciting time to be alive in Los Angeles. The world’s first 365 by Whole Foods ™ Grocery Store has opened in Silverlake and bearded gay couples and yoga moms from all over the Southland are flocking there for their exclusive products. Here’s a few I found on my first visit. 1. Potato – A 365 exclusive…

Following Jolie’s Lead, Celebrities Rush to Classrooms

HOLLYWOOD – Earlier this week, The London School of Economics announced that Angelina Jolie will serve as a guest lecturer this fall at their Center for Women, Peace and Security. Predictably, celebrities and personalities of all kinds have begun rushing to book teaching gigs at a variety of institutions world wide in an effort jump on the higher…

Art Direct Your Life: How to Win Instagram

Art Direct Your Life: How to Win Instagram By Kelyn Dylan-Alyn, Creative Director of Kelyn Dylan-Alyn Creative Consultantcy LLC As a Creative Director, I possess an uncompromising vision for high-end living in the twenty-first century and it’s important to cultivate this identity at all times. So it should come as no surprise that I’m a kind of…

The Donald’s Ten Terrific Ideas for The Hispanics

The Donald’s Ten Terrific Ideas for The Hispanics Make Taco Bowl Tuesday mandatory for all Trump employees. Visit a Hispanic child’s birthday party. Replace Trump piñata with Hillary piñata. Announce new $100 bill featuring me wearing a Sombrero. Bang Jennifer Lopez. Allow Mexicans to decorate The Wall with tasteful murals featuring my face. Build maximum security prison for…

Gay Scout Merit Badges

A new era of scouting is upon us. Now that gay scouts and leaders can be out and proud, the Scouting community is introducing ten new merit badges that encourage gay scouts to be prepared for their future as adults in this new, more inclusive American society. Art by William O. Tyler.