Join the Bathroom Brigade!

America is slipping away from us like a greased pig at a county fair. Gays have taken over the Boy Scouts. Abortionists harvest baby brains for cash. Bakers are forced to make cakes for lesbian pagan moon ceremonies. Animal rights groups ban greased pig contests at county fairs. Now they’re coming for our public restrooms:…

E.T. Leaving Porter Ranch After Gas Leak Debacle

PORTER RANCH, California — Longtime resident, E.T., has decided to permanently move away from┬áPorter Ranch after the discovery of a massive natural gas leak in the Aliso Canyon gas storage facility. “This whole thing has left a bad taste in my mouth,” he said, “Literally.” Porter Ranch was in its infancy in 1982 when E.T….

The Shadow Industry of Indentured Writers Rooms

BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — Amnesty International and the Writers Guild released a joint report yesterday that provides shocking details about Hollywood’s use of so called Indentured Writers Rooms: flop houses where groups of young, white men are held against their will and forced to write superhero movies. More common every year, studios sponsor these rooms through…

12 Tips for Homosexuals Visiting Mississippi

Sponsored by Mississippi’s Tourist Bureau You may have heard a lot of misinformation today about a new law in Mississippi that protects our businesses and state employees from providing services to gay people. But the fact is, gays, lesbians and transgender people are absolutely welcome to visit our state. Just follow these simple tips and…

Harrison Ford To Star In Sequels For His Entire Filmography

HOLLYWOOD – Following the success of last year’s The Phantom Menace and recent announcements for sequels to Indiana Jones and Blade Runner, writers and producers all over town are rushing to pitch sequels, prequels and remakes for the remaining titles in Harrison Ford’s vast filmography stretching back 50 years.   When asked about his career’s…